Being alone for a long time can make you feel uneasy and scared to start searching for romantic partners again. Remember, itโs crucial to always give people a chance to explain themselves before making any judgments.
As a result, I have decided to share an amusing article I stumbled upon, which revolves around a 70-year-old widow who placed a newspaper advertisement in search of a new life partner.
One day, while she was at home, the doorbell suddenly rang. She had no idea who could be standing on the other side. Keep reading the funny joke below and wait for the punchline at the end.
She created a newspaper advertisementโฆ
โWanted! Husband!โ Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.โ
The following day, the doorbell chimed, and she opened it to find an elderly man in a wheelchair. She was surprised to see that he had lost both of his arms.
โYouโre not really asking me to consider you, are you?โย widow inquired,ย โI canโt believe it, you donโt have any legs!โ
With a grin on his face, the old man said,ย โTherefore, I cannot run around on you!โ
Saying,ย โYou donโt have any arms either!โย โShe snorted.โ
The elderly man grinned once more and declared,ย โTherefore, I can never beat you!โ
To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired,ย โAre you still good in bed?โ
The elderly man sat back and asked,ย โI rang the doorbell, didnโt I?โย with a broad grin.
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