Falling in love with someone can be a long game. Most of us believe that we deserve the love that we get and that it would stay for a long period of time. But that is hardly the case on a number of occasions. The base reality is that things don’t happen the way we expect them to, and relationships do end up breaking- whether it be after a month, or after a decade.,
One time, a husband decided to end his marriage with his wife after being with her for 7 years. For that, he believed that writing a divorce letter would do the trick, rather than having a conversation face to face. However, he could have never realized that this very decision backfired on him heavily- for his wife’s reply taught him a lesson that he would never forget.
Let’s see the divorce letter that the husband sent the wife. While we can’t 100% verify if this is real, its still pretty darn good.
Husband Decides The Best Way To Go About A Divorce Would Be Through A Divorce Letter
“Dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore and you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
Whatever the case, there was no reason to write a divorce letter which was obviously so spiteful. So, why should the soon-to-be ex-wife let it slide? She, too, wrote a letter of her own, which was hilarious, and quite humiliating.
“Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work. I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!”
Aw, snap! Well, looks like the ex-husband might be ruing his decision now. But on the other hand, he could be in love with his ex-wife’s sister. All in all, this is some drama to unfold. And let’s be honest, doesn’t this sound a little too convenient? The ex-wife wins the Lotto the exact day he writes her a divorce letter. Also, which marriage is so cold that people don’t even talk to each other and simply write letters to each other? Finally, who is the ex-wife writing a letter to? Her ex-husband doesn’t stay with her anymore!
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