Hilarious Jokes About Spouses Being Faithful or Not

Laughter really is the best medicine, and what better way to begin the day than with a good laugh? Here are some funny jokes about the ups and downs of being married, with some funny maids, some clueless husbands, and even a few plot turns you wonโ€™t see coming.

These jokes are a great way to remember that funny things can happen in the strangest places, even when things are going badly in a marriage. So take it easy and enjoy these funny stories that show the funny side of love, life, and the odd fight between spouses. The point is that laughter brings people together and makes them happy. These stories are sure to make you laugh.

Maid Wants a Pay Raise

The bossโ€™s wife got mad when the maid asked for a raise.

โ€œNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?โ€ the wife asked.

Helen said, โ€œThere are three reasons.โ€ โ€œThe first is that I iron better than you.โ€

โ€œWho said that?โ€ asked the wife.

Helen said, โ€œYour husband.โ€

Wife: โ€œOh.โ€

Helen said, โ€œThe second reason is that I cook better than you.โ€

โ€œWho said that?โ€ asked the wife.

Helen said, โ€œYour husband.โ€

Wife: โ€œOh.โ€

Iโ€™m a better lover than you, which is the third reason.

โ€œDid your husband also say that?โ€ asked the wife.

Helen said, โ€œNo, the gardener did.โ€

โ€œSo, how much do you want?โ€ asked the wife.

Surprise at the Store

A man is in the grocery store when he sees a pretty woman waving at him. When she says hello, heโ€™s surprised because he canโ€™t remember where he met her before.

He then asks, โ€œDo you know me?โ€

She tells him, โ€œI think youโ€™re the dad of one of my kids.โ€

Now he thinks about the only time he cheated on his wife and asks, โ€œMy God, are you the woman from my bachelor party that I made love to near the pool? And then started crying. I realized I cheated on my wife and beat myself for this.โ€

She looks him in the eyes and says, โ€œNo, Iโ€™m your sonโ€™s teacher.โ€

Six Feet Under the Sheets

When a wife heard her husbandโ€™s key in the door, she was in bed with her lover. She told him to โ€œstay where you are.โ€ โ€œHeโ€™s so drunk that he wonโ€™t even notice that youโ€™re with me in bed.โ€

The husband fell into bed quickly, but a few minutes later, when he wasnโ€™t so drunk, he saw six feet sticking out from the end of the bed.

โ€œHey, there are six feet in this bed,โ€ he told his wife. There should only be four. โ€œWhatโ€™s going on?โ€

The wife said, โ€œYouโ€™re so drunk you forgot to count.โ€ Get up and try again. That way, you can see better.

The husband got out of bed and did the math. โ€œOne, two, three, four.โ€ โ€œDamn, youโ€™re right.โ€

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